Wednesday, December 31, 2008
My middle sister and her husband arrived last night, which was good because I was getting ready to slash my wrists .Rememember Mom is the real TTQ. I've made it seem so cute, but it really isn't funny when it's for real. I expect and then accept while she demands.It's all fun and games till somebody gets hurt and I'm not laughing. So she's on duty with mom.
We went to dinner at Mom's where my BIL made a great dinner of fresh grouper. I had alligator at lunch with sis and husband out where airboats are launched. I got to sleep in my own bed last night and now I'm home again with Honey who is drawing me a nice bubble bath. Those are the only bubbles we will see tonight.
The fireworks have started and we are going through my meds to see what we can give to our doberman, he does not like fireworks. Xanax and Seroquel? Maybe an Ambien? Our beagle gets scripts for valium and predisone and that knocks him out. We just want him to sleep while I watch tv and Honey snores next to me. Yep Real Party animals.
Oh and Happy Freaking New Year.
Monday, December 22, 2008
When you gonna make up your mind
When you gonna love you as much as I do
When you gonna make up your mind
Cause things are gonna change so fast
All the white horses are still in bed
I tell you that I'll always want you near
You say that things change my dear
Hair is grey
And the fires are burning
So many dreams
On the shelf
You say I wanted you to be proud of me
I always wanted that myself
Saturday, December 20, 2008
BabyFred! Not Amused Either. In fact, she was whispering "My Mommy Is A Whack Job" to the boys..
Friday, December 19, 2008
Yes, I post this every year. It makes me smile and I watch it over and over.No trees this year. Today marks two weeks that Mom is in the Hospital. I should be wrapping shit right now. Usually I take great pride in my wrapping abilities, this year, it's just kinda sad. I don't even want anything this year, I've been hiding the credit and atm cards at night when I go to sleep, that way Honey can't order shit online
Monday, December 15, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008
The upside is the nurse said we could stroll the ward. I practically skipped back to her room, where we brushed her hair (She had some funky bed head going on) and made sure she was all covered up. And off we went, peering into rooms as we walked along. Then we get to an intersection of hallways and they had the silver domes that have the cameras in them for security, mom looks up and says look at the fancy mirror dome! Mom, that's a security camera. She looks up and get a bratty grin and starts waving at the people watching the camera in some little security room. On the way back to her room I notice a sign that says "Behavioral Health" with an arrow pointing down her hallway. Mom! They moved you to "Behavioral Health!". She stops walks back to the sign then looks down her hallway towards her room. "Just kidding Mom, It's around the corner"
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Friday, December 05, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Being at home day after day fucks with your head. I ventured out yesterday and am paying the price for it today, I guess that's what happens when they pull all your insides out through your va-jay-jay and stick crap in your in belly button to slice and dice. The good news, no big ugly scars. If this doesn't work out like we planned, I am going to be so pissed at having a hysterectomy at 34.
My big Sister ordered a talking stuffed animal over the internet where she got to record in her own voice her message. I love that thing, it's so soft , just the right size and you can squeeze it hard and smile when it still is chipper.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 09, 2008
2) If you throw up during this time, you will spew this neon Nickelodeon goo as well.
3) If everybody in the house gets insomnia it will feed off the other's energy. NOBODY WILL SLEEP.
4) It's been 3 weeks since my surgery, I'm not cleared for driving, sex, baths, vacumming. Recovery time is 4-6 weeks. I'm still bleeding somewhat and I'm still in pain. Next appt is the 19th. I'm hoping to get an ok to swim since we will be on a cruise in two weeks.
5) Going with Honey to the Pharmacy is a big deal, they have other crap you can buy while waiting. Going to the grocery store is not fun with Honey, he keeps checking to make sure I don't walk into a display of creamed corn or knock over the watermelons. I may be a tad stoned but I walk slowly and carefully, just like on cops.
6) I think my Big Sister has turned into a Secret Service Agent. Seriously. I'm going to have Honey kidnap her on the cruise and we can interrogate her in our cabin. That will be fun.
7) My 18 year old neice added me as a friend on facebook. Her boyfriend is hot. I'm not even going to spill what I've learned so far. Which is nothing more than what any 18 year old does.
8) If you build it they WILL come.
9) Why we bother to have a home phone anymore is beyond me. We actually pay the phone company just so telemarketers, political parties and phone charities can call US!
10) I have to go lay down again, I'm going to spew neon green again if I don't.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
Thursday, October 02, 2008
You know that even with my crazy web skills even I couldn't make this shit up. Sanrio really is going to take over the world and make it pink. What started as a love obsession is quickly turning in to a passionate distaste. Like me screaming "make it stop" Uncle!.
Then again I'm in a pretty dark mood this week. No, even if I were cheerful, I might just throw up in my mouth.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
God, I'm just a bundle of joy today. Cranky, ill and whiney.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT? NO WAY. IT’S LONELY AT THE TOP
—OF THE DLIST, THAT IS.
Kathy Griffin on Party Girl Crotch Photos
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Snoop Dog and Willie Nelson. I thought Willie was still jail or dead or something. I'm going to make a wild guess they are flying high even though they aren't Superman. Which by the way is the name of the song: Superman
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Monday, September 01, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
It's the revenge of the nut! This heavy gold acorn opens up to reveal a tiny captive squirrel. The piece was inspired by antique mourning jewelry; acorns were a popular theme because they represented immortality. (kinda cool)
- 18K yellow gold (Okay that's a good feature)
- 26" chain (It could fall into your cleavage)
Price 6,000, yes, you read that right. $6,000
I thought of my sister until I read the price. What's next Gem Sweaters in fall leaves and various nuts?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
A New Yorker by way of NOLA loves me! That makes two ( ahem Soapy ahem) New Yorkers. It's pink and it's black. And it reminds me of firecrackers. I love it. Actually, I'm a self proclaimed attention whore. But now I've got some validation.. and I'm off and running.
Go vist the OTHER Queen: The Supreme Nicotine Queen
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Big Movie Premiere: The Dark Knight
Greatest American Dog
who wonders if you
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
and why she is desperate to be the
Last Comic Standing
This Old House Hour
Thelma & Louise
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
The good time coed- bachelor/ bachelorette party!!! Go to the November 2007 posts for the crazy ass party pictures. Honey is in the green, our niece (not the one getting married) is the blonde, the blonde guy is her dad, who would be my BIL 'cept for a tiny divorce thing... And the handsome black dude is an extended family member without blood ties. Warning Honey should not be allowed to play with him. But we let it happen anyway knowing something is going to end up in the family archive....
The ocean front venue, it was freezing. The Wedding was in November....
Honey and I can behave. Seriously. Or maybe it was because I got out of the Hospital 2 days before the Wedding. That us in the second row for family, we found out later we were suppose to be in the front row..oopsie. I'm the one in dark glasses , Honey is the bald guy.
This is when things started to get crazy and I was ready to faint so we left it to the younger kids, like my new nephew (my age) and niece (who is 4 or so years younger than me) . I also love that the groom is bald like my Honey.
I love this picture of the bride, she looks ready to well..you know the stuff that comes after you get married.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
What's that you said Zeus? You say that Daddy is being an asshole? You really shouldn't call Daddy an asshole, it's not nice.
Come here Fletch, Mommy won't give you some of her ice cream? It's ok I love you and you can have some of my ice cream.
Look Honey! Look how Fletch takes popcorn out of the bowl! He eats like a people!
Fletch, I don't care if you eat popcorn just don't talk during the movie, got it buddy? Now tell daddy he should shut the hell up, I'm trying to follow this light hearted gem of a movie.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Zeus, my Doberman just gave me a concussion. It was a freak accident during the feeding frenzy. I mean dinner time. Honey was in charge for today, Zeus was expecting me to dole out the rations, he had already bonked his head on a 12 pack of soda I just brought in from the store. I sat on the couch to stay out of the fray, and he leaped onto and around and well skull on skull bonk.
I am hearby declaring myself not responsible for anything I say or do for 72 hours.
The picture is of one of the Delta Launchs here on the Cape. It was very similar to what I saw after Zeus bonked me.