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Sunday, November 05, 2006



NOTE TO POLITICIANS HOPING TO GET ELECTED:

IF YOU CALL AN INSOMNIAC LIKE ME AT 9:00Am (ON A SUNDAY, NO LESS) WITH YOUR RECORDED PROPAGANDA. I WILL NOT VOTE FOR YOU. ON SHEER PRINCIPAL ALONE.

JUST SAYING.

DIDN'T YOU SEE MY SLEEP DEPRIVED, ANGRY, AND SCARY EYES?? THEY ARE WORSE NOW. SEE?!

And oh joy, I had to go to Orlando and pick up a friend from the airport. OIA is teeming with tourists that have Mickey on their mind. Therefore, they drive like.... "It's a Small World". I'm here to tell all you Disney loving tourists that this girl is on 'The Mad Hatter's Spinning Tea Cups." Don't freaking honk your rental car horns at me again.


Any typos and misused words should be chalked up to NO SLEEP IN DAYS!

1 comment:

jagular said...

Oh, I know exactly how you feel. If the phone rings at nine AM on any day of the week with some politician's recorded voice on it, I tend to answer with the simple, but effective, "Redrum, redrum"