My husband knows me well.
Me: Honey! Look how pretty! (practically clapping my hands in glee)
Him: You want to go there don't you?
Me: Maybe Tuesday (pulling up Expedia)
Him: You know, you are suppose to take me with you sometimes.
Me: Honey, we are going on a CRUISE together. (as if that's the end of it)
Him: How much? (to fly roundtrip to see snow)
Me: Ummm, not a bargain, but not bad.
Later today or maybe it was earlier:
Honey: Kendra is coming tomorrow. (Kendra and her husband owned the house next door, she is still good friends with Honey)
Me: Good, Have fun cleaning up the guest bedroom. (Last time she visited I had two days notice, I was pissed)
Honey: She won't be here before noon
Me; Fine, but I won't be here while she's here (The last visit was a disaster, she's was wreck)
Honey: Where will you go? (thinking I'll say mom's and that she will send me home)
Me: I've always wanted to stay at the Hyatt in the middle of Orlando Airport, I'll pick a flight for the next day by wandering the ticket counters .
Honey: She's not coming.
Me: It's fine if she does, I just won't be here.
Honey: I was just kidding. Really, I'm KIDDING.
Me: Okay, well see. I really do want to stay at that Hyatt...