I see you kitty kitty...
So, I'll slap the s#@! outta you Mister.
Remember when I asked the question:
"Do you leave the bathroom door open or shut while in it?"
Well, I HAVE to. Otherwise there is scratching and whining..
Don't worry, I'm not actually peeing,
I have my shorts on and am sitting on the lid. Just thought that would make
you feel better to know that.
I'm comin' in, I feel all by myself out here.