Mom: Are you on drugs?
Me: No and that seems to be the problem.
Mom: DID YOU QUIT TAKE YOUR MEDICINE????
Me: I was bored
Me: Things should be getting pretty exciting in a week or so.
Mom: I worry about you
Me: Don't we all sister? Don't we all...
Mom: Are you feeling ok?
Me: Here I am!
Mom: In all you glory
Me: I was just kidding about not taking my meds, just rattling your cage.
If my mom were Catholic this might be her (not about me going on a cruise but about stopping my meds), but my mom doesn't curse.