If that were me, I would have totally ran for it. And washed myself with disinfectant, including my eyes. I just have to say ewww. At this point I was glad it was a uni-sex party. I had Honey to protect me from getting pulled onto the chair. After the female stripper got there for the groom things were getting pretty scary. She looked like a crack-ho from the wrong side of town. Nasty.
Tell me his pants are stuffed. Can't can you? Didn't think so.