Thursday, September 28, 2006
There is a break in the heat today. A slightest whiff of Fall. So, of course I get all excited about the holidays, starting with Halloween. We have already made ourselves sick by eating maybe 3 bags of candy corn. I'm smitten in the store by the cutest Halloween tableclothes and placemats. Not that we "DO" Halloween. the only kids in the house are us. No trick-or-treaters either, we turn the lights out and hide... I know, no fun..But, holding back a doberman every three and half minutes, so not fun either. That leaves us with Thanksgiving and Christmas... I offered to host Thanksgiving here at the 'rents old homestead, just for memories, and really we do have the house for entertaining a family on a holiday. 'cept for the doberman thing again. And the beagle, and the cat, and roomba would surely be sucked of all life. So as I am planning my decorating, I get reminded in my head, this is the season...the season my husband gives lap dances to unsuspecting guests. Each Holiday with his family, there are usually a few "non-family" guests. And those are the ones who get it, they are trapped, he's a big guy, 6'4 long legs, but due to all his baseball, he can squat and shake his ass better than most pole dancers. And I've seen strippers a plenty in Ft. Lauderdale. Yep, that's my husband, a wanna be ass shaker. Of course his family all laughs as they shake their heads and tell him, he's got something wrong in his head. He's not right. ...I was so looking forward to the Holidays..until I remembered this little thing of his. Maybe he's matured? Just cause he has no shame, doesn't mean that I don't.