I'm pretty sure I am using polyglot incorrectly, but hey the stylists are using her just plain wrong for thier own twisted ideas. Then again she could have said "Oh, Hell No" Without further ado, I bring you the "Cinderella Cindy Lou Who, also known as an excellant dress for breast feeding without the hidden Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction protype for a toliet paper roll decorator (or what ever those things people knit to put on toliet paper rolls.
The second one I have pretty much have the same to say "cindy Lou Who meets Mary Poppins. Now where is my fucking umbrella? And I have to wear these oven mitts so I can't pull out my own hair or otherwise harm myself. Trust me, you don't want oven gloves on you hands other than for cooking, but I digress.
Now to prove I hate the game not the player, here she is dressed nicely on the arm of her husband, albeit a bit too tan for my taste