1) Eeeeekkk--o'-nomics. Why and mostly HOW do people drive a new Porsche and live in Section 8 (public assistant housing).
2) Granny's Grand Marquise. Why is that the older you get, the bigger car you tend to buy? I'm mean for real. your shrinking as it is, do you purposely send your spouse or friend around to the back of the car and ask if they can see your head? They can't? Good, you'll take the car!
3) Febreeze- If it's made to get rid of odors, how come it leaves an odor? Pleasant or otherwise it's still an odor.