Honey was watching TV in the bedroom when he starts hollering "Cindy's on TV!"
"Which Cindy? My Cyndy or your Cindy?"
"My Cindy" sputters out of his mouth.
"On what? On TV?" thinking that it is probably just another girl who looks like her.
"Come watch, you gotta see this, really hurry, it was on the preview clips" he shouts as he starts dialing everybody in the family including Cindy.
Sure enough it was her, getting a speeding ticket on the new show called "Speeders". And she lied to the cops, her story was so messed up it's not even funny.
I'm a very proud Aunt. (yes, she's my niece by marriage and she is my age)