I'm at the library with a friend this afternoon and I mentioned I've probably got some late fess I need to pay.
She was all "Yeah me too, 20 cents".
Me:"No, really I'm going to owe like 12 dollars"
Librarian: "That will be $9.60"
Me: "Okay" handing her a ten while cursing Amazon.com for not shipping the books I ordered on the 4th of January. Apparently I get to wait all month, then I can complain and file a lost item or whatever the hell it is.
Friend: "I thought you were joking about owing $12.00"
Me: "I wish"
Friend "Call me and I'll return your books for you"
Me: "If only it were that easy to remember to call you to return my books, then I should be able to remember to return them MYSELF."
Friend : "Whatever, you suck as library patron"