From Soapy T. at Dear Diary:
"No more with that holidays/ new years business. It's all so very last year."
From Karyn at Pretty* In The City:
Re: the iPhone, I asked a guy there if they were ever gonna make one with buttons because I like the buttons on my BlackBerry.
After laughing at me he said, "You only like buttons because you've never known anything not to have them."
I was like, "No, I like buttons because they're more accurate when I type."
"The iPhone is accurate," he replied, getting all defensive.
I was like, "Really? Because I just tried to type the word 'hello' and it came out as 'hrlio.'"
From Meno at Meno's Blog:
"Em gave me Satsuma Body Butter and Mango Body Scrub for Christmas. I smell like a fucking fruit salad."
From Steph at Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly:
Me: Ugh! Gross, I feel gross -- I gained holiday weight!!!
FP: (in a kind, reassuring tone) Oh, you look great! Don't worry!
FP: (still kind) How much did you gain?
Me: THREE POUNDS! UGH!
FP: (all kindness gone) Oh my god. That's the weight of a poop. You just need to go and poop. Seriously.
From EJ at EJ Takes Life:
"People in bad or boring situations generally don't write well. They whine well, but there's plenty of that in the world and I didn't want to contribute more