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Friday, December 21, 2007

World's Largest Bloom Has Acne

I've never seen this woman in my life. Actually, I've never seen a plant like this in my life. If I were her I wouldn't get so close..it could suck her head right into its center. She should run..agggghh! Too late it has her foot! OMG! she's going going gone..It's mighty death grip took advantage of her smiling and posing with the pretty flower and got her. Bad plant!Bad!

BTW it's a Rafflesia arnoldii: this parasitic plant develops the world's largest bloom that can grow over three feet across. The flower is a fleshy color, with spots that make it look like a teenager's acne-ridden skin. It smells bad and has a hole in the center that holds six or seven quarts of water. The plant has no leaves, stems, or roots.
For the rest of the list I found go here. especially if phallic symbols make you giggle.

4 comments:

Corker said...

O-M-G..........

Rick said...

I've known a few people that were fairly parasitic and they look a like like that plant. Maybe it comes with the territory.

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meno said...

Um, i think that's a man. Looks like some beard shadow to me.

Cyd said...

Hey, this is the kind of post *I* would do. Well, the second paragraph. The first is all yours.