"Has your husband ever told you you snore?"
"All the time"
"Because you really do snore"
"It's on my list of things to do before I hit 40."
"A nose job?"
"It's a deviated septum, it's for medical reasons"
"What else is on your list?"
"A boob job"
"A reduction?"
"No a hike up on the muscles to make them stay perky through my 40's"
"Anything else?'
" Botox."
"But you don't have wrinkles"
" And I plan to stay that way"
1 comment:
i think i have started to snore while i sleep although i don't know for sure b/c i sleep alone. i do know that i snore when i fall asleep watching movies with other people. i know this b/c they tell me i was snoring. i don't like that i snore. i am embarrassed about it. it makes me feel fat.
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