Sunday, December 09, 2007

Bunking Banality

"Has your husband ever told you you snore?"

"All the time"

"Because you really do snore"

"It's on my list of things to do before I hit 40."

"A nose job?"

"It's a deviated septum, it's for medical reasons"

"What else is on your list?"

"A boob job"

"A reduction?"

"No a hike up on the muscles to make them stay perky through my 40's"

"Anything else?'

" Botox."

"But you don't have wrinkles"

" And I plan to stay that way"

1 comment:

soapy t said...

i think i have started to snore while i sleep although i don't know for sure b/c i sleep alone. i do know that i snore when i fall asleep watching movies with other people. i know this b/c they tell me i was snoring. i don't like that i snore. i am embarrassed about it. it makes me feel fat.