WTF? Part Who The Hell Knows?

Gripeo Numero Uno:

Something has died in our den, we I can't find it we I have looked under computers, pulled everything off the bookshelf, sprayed and vacummed the rug, changed all the pet bedding. Looked under my desk armed with lysol and sprayed everything for good measure. But it lingers It fucking lingers. I keep asking honey the man I share office space with if he can still smell anything. Never mind he had two crowns put on and about 25 shots of novacaine today. He can't even feel his nose. He says yes but now it's got a floral scent. Floral/ mildew/pet pee/dead mouse whatever..

Gripeo Numero Dos:

Blogger going down at 4:30 PST for the past few days in a row. I sat down and wrote some long thought provoking posts (really they were great) and hit post. The error message flips up. Blogger Is Unavailable.... Not to mention all the lovely comments I tried to make on your blog, gone, gone, gone...

Tuesday Trio of Troubling Thoughts

1) Eeeeekkk--o'-nomics. Why and mostly HOW do people drive a new Porsche and live in Section 8 (public assistant housing).

2) Granny's Grand Marquise. Why is that the older you get, the bigger car you tend to buy? I'm mean for real. your shrinking as it is, do you purposely send your spouse or friend around to the back of the car and ask if they can see your head? They can't? Good, you'll take the car!

3) Febreeze- If it's made to get rid of odors, how come it leaves an odor? Pleasant or otherwise it's still an odor.

Monday, Monday ( I hate that song)

Guess where I went Saturday? You'll never guess...the ER again! Wheeee! My frequent flier miles are really starting to rack up. Not to mention, no wait. I didn't even have to go through finance registration. There was a new to me ER doc who gave me several options one of which was to go home and wait for my Dr. in Orlando to get back in the office Monday providing I didn't have any more serious symptoms between Sat afternoon and Monday morning. So of course I chose to go home. The only thing the hospital would have done was jack me up on morphine over the weekend. That's right people I chose my home, my bed, my bathroom over morphine. Though Honey yesterday was ready to haul me back to the ER. There were a few times I was ready to cave, but I didn't. Stuipd and stubborn or superwoman?

I just got off the phone with my Dr's nurse and she wants me there at 12:30 today in Orlando. Honey is leaving work early to take me. He drives much faster than I do. Actually I would be cool taking myself, but apparently that is not an option. Sigh. So much for independence.

Cyd, who is suppose to be my ghost blogger can't remember how to log into my account under her name. So the blog may collect some dust. We both agree that Hospitals should have wireless for the patients.

I just read and FORWARDED (shudder) one of those a "miracle will happen if you..." e-mails. So with any luck I'll be home tonight in my own bed.

Happy Monday!

Disappointment 101

My procedue on Tuesday was not filmed.

a) We forgot the Flip (video Camera)

b) They changed the way they take you in, so Honey wouldn't have been able to film me going under anyway


I did however watch my own insides on the tv connected to the camera on the scope. Well part of it anyway, I was drifting in and out, but I did managed too see two polyps removed by a little thing that looked like a sand worm fr0m Beetlejuice

"Club Thing" Yoav

Ugh it's THAT Monday.

I've had this Monday and tomorrow on my calender for a few weeks now. I have to have another colonoscopy. I should be over 15 years away from my first and I'm heading in for my second. The last time, he removed some polyps (ewww, I know) and said we won't have to do this till your 50. Yay! Liar! So over the past six months I've been in the hospital 3 times and they couldn't do it there because the risk of infection was too great. So I've been on anti-biotics and today I am starting the prep , which by far is the worse part of it. Besides the embarrassement. I wish I had anal dentata. For those of you who don't know what that means, you are reading the wrong blogs.

Needless to say I am chained to the house today, so I was happy when Kim asked for some music videos, saying it's been awhile. It's been awhile because I've been going to sleep early instead of mindlessly surfing from video to video. When I get stressed I sleep, I just turn everything off. Or I read which essentially does the same thing for me, I get to live somebody elses life for a few hours. Today is bound to be a ood surfin day, I can't just laydown and go to sleep..

Whatever it's not like they are turning my colon into a semi-colon..yet. So there's that.

So what's up with you guys in Bloggerland?

Carrie Golightly

Breakfast at Tiffany's meet Sex and the City. Carrie Bradshaw meet Holly Golightly.

Gots To Pay The Dues.

I'm at the library with a friend this afternoon and I mentioned I've probably got some late fess I need to pay.

She was all "Yeah me too, 20 cents".

Me:"No, really I'm going to owe like 12 dollars"

Librarian: "That will be $9.60"

Me: "Okay" handing her a ten while cursing Amazon.com for not shipping the books I ordered on the 4th of January. Apparently I get to wait all month, then I can complain and file a lost item or whatever the hell it is.

Friend: "I thought you were joking about owing $12.00"

Me: "I wish"

Friend "Call me and I'll return your books for you"

Me: "If only it were that easy to remember to call you to return my books, then I should be able to remember to return them MYSELF."

Friend : "Whatever, you suck as library patron"

Porn or Not, You Decide

Sexxx or Not, a quick quiz. I got 13 out of 16. Can you beat my score?

Sexxx Or Something Else

Overheard While Bumbling Through Blogs

From Soapy T. at Dear Diary:

"No more with that holidays/ new years business. It's all so very last year."

From Karyn at Pretty* In The City:

Re: the iPhone, I asked a guy there if they were ever gonna make one with buttons because I like the buttons on my BlackBerry.

After laughing at me he said, "You only like buttons because you've never known anything not to have them."

I was like, "No, I like buttons because they're more accurate when I type."

"The iPhone is accurate," he replied, getting all defensive.

I was like, "Really? Because I just tried to type the word 'hello' and it came out as 'hrlio.'"

From Meno at Meno's Blog:

"Em gave me Satsuma Body Butter and Mango Body Scrub for Christmas. I smell like a fucking fruit salad."

From Steph at Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly:

Me: Ugh! Gross, I feel gross -- I gained holiday weight!!!
FP: (in a kind, reassuring tone) Oh, you look great! Don't worry!
Me: Ugh
FP: (still kind) How much did you gain?
Me: THREE POUNDS! UGH!
FP: (all kindness gone) Oh my god. That's the weight of a poop. You just need to go and poop. Seriously.

From EJ at EJ Takes Life:

"People in bad or boring situations generally don't write well. They whine well, but there's plenty of that in the world and I didn't want to contribute more

Dream A Little Dream

Screw the those floor video game rocker chairs, I want this egg

chair

$1,699.00

and this 180 monitor

Item 10244 ($650) ................. $20,594.95

Sheesh About Time Already

Funny how blogging can get you off your lazy ass. I took the Christmas tree down today. By myself, and put it away and everything. There is no more Christmas in the house, no more cookies, no more candy, no more presents. If you say you need to do something on your blog , it kinda takes all the excuses and blows them out the window. Especially when you get a comment about somebody else that hasn't taken down decorations, not them of course, but their neighbors. Every block has the people who don't take down their lights until umm say June when you might as well just leave them up, but quit plugging them in for god's sake. I would go ahead and test my theory by leaving a laundry list on my blog of things that have been neglected but I'm too tired to do anything else today. Besides I cleaned when the guy was here today to take down two ceiling fans and put up chandeliers instead. Me likey the dingle-dangly shiny baubles on the chandelier! Pretty! And why was there a ceiling fan in the dining room and the kitchen to begin with???!! The one fan was attached to the truss of the roof, for real. This fucker isn't going to come crashing down now that it replaces that fan.

No Elephant In My House

Am I the only one that still has a Christmas tree up? Everything else is put away. We even put up the border in the kitchen over the weekend and we are pretending the tree isn't still up. Some how it doesn't look like it will fit in all the proper containers wherever we shoved them till time to take it down. Sigh. Fa la la la la la la. Bah Humbug or Merry Christmas. Festivus to the rest of us.

Camp Overs Are Fun!

As long as you have the right camping gear, I've found suitable "gear" for the dogs and the cat! Now if only I had my own.

Honey was watching TV in the bedroom when he starts hollering "Cindy's on TV!"

"Which Cindy? My Cyndy or your Cindy?"

"My Cindy" sputters out of his mouth.

"On what? On TV?" thinking that it is probably just another girl who looks like her.

"Come watch, you gotta see this, really hurry, it was on the preview clips" he shouts as he starts dialing everybody in the family including Cindy.

Sure enough it was her, getting a speeding ticket on the new show called "Speeders". And she lied to the cops, her story was so messed up it's not even funny.

I'm a very proud Aunt. (yes, she's my niece by marriage and she is my age)

Oh Shit! Bumble Video?

Just blogging about bumbling my way through life and the web. Coming Soon on Video! Bumble Video! Ta-da!

My Flip came today. This will probably come back to haunt us. Think about it, two twisted adults with no children and who love to play pranks. I don't think we will achieve Jackass status but some of it's bound to turn out pretty damn funny. Honey asked one thing of me. Can I please, please , please not show my face or his? Maybe..maybe not

One of the maybes is that I'll be going under anesthesia later this month and I want Honey to film it up until they tell him to go wait in the waiting room. 100. 98. 99. 97. 9666666. OUT!

The first movie studio was the "Black Maria" designed by Thomas Edison. It cost about $700.00 to build and look what happened since then.. multi-billion productions these days.

"I am experimenting upon an instrument which does for the eye what the phonograph does for the ear, which is the recording and reproduction of things in motion ...."--Thomas A. Edison, 1888

Sometimes You Just Want To Kick

Where It's Over, It's Over

The holidays (Thanksgiving through my birthday Jan 5) are finally over.. I know, I know I said that before. But this time it's for real. I threw my back out again and can't hit the gym, let alone pick up anything off the floor. But I can go back to eating healthy after all the crap that we shoveled into our mouths. I'm surprised I can fit in anything, I packed on 6 lbs. Three lbs per month roughly. My body is crying out for fresh fruit and veggies, I go to the doctor tomorrow and he will only make getting back on track easier. My health report card is going to probably be a big fat F. I've been eating meat and salt. Bad.

Cyd- Your box is packed I had to unwrap one present, and cut off half the packaging to get it to fit in the flat rate box. But everything is is going to get out of here so I can pack up Christmas. Actually, I really think I am going to throw some sheets over the tree and drag it down the hallway to a guest bedroom. Honey said just make it go away, so I can and I will.

Does Heaven Have Internet?

Have you ever wanted to send an e-mail to a friend or family member who has passed away? A friend of mine died earlier this year and I haven't been able to delete his e-mail addy from my address book. Not that it won't delete, I just like to remember him when I am sending a mass e-mail to friends. I've thought about actually putting him on the list but I'm afraid that someone else in the family has access to his e-mail. They would think I was off my fucking rocker.

BRRR!!!!!!!!

Yesterday it was 34 degrees here, that to us Floridians might as well be 17 below zero. I wore my fingerless arm warmers all day, a sweater coat to my knees, a heavy turtleneck and I was still cold. It's nights as cold as last night that make me happy we sleep with all the animals with us in bed. They give off heat. It says it's 51 right now, but it's misting and gusting cold air and water...

Really It's In 3 More Days

Happy un-birthday to me! Due to scheduling conflicts we had my Birthday dinner with my mom tonight. She got me my much coveted wallpaper border. I've been dying to get it for awhile and I finally got it. Very nice surprise! Honey had already painted the walls a few months ago so it's ready to be put up.

P.S. If you would like to send me presents for my Birthday, feel free!

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