Just Plain Nutty

Acorn Necklace

It's the revenge of the nut! This heavy gold acorn opens up to reveal a tiny captive squirrel. The piece was inspired by antique mourning jewelry; acorns were a popular theme because they represented immortality. (kinda cool)

• 18K yellow gold (Okay that's a good feature)



• 26" chain (It could fall into your cleavage)

Price 6,000, yes, you read that right. $6,000

I thought of my sister until I read the price. What's next Gem Sweaters in fall leaves and various nuts?

• $6,000.00
  

WTF? Part Who The Hell Knows?

Gripeo Numero Uno:

Something has died in our den, we I can't find it we I have looked under computers, pulled everything off the bookshelf, sprayed and vacummed the rug, changed all the pet bedding. Looked under my desk armed with lysol and sprayed everything for good measure. But it lingers It fucking lingers. I keep asking honey the man I share office space with if he can still smell anything. Never mind he had two crowns put on and about 25 shots of novacaine today. He can't even feel his nose. He says yes but now it's got a floral scent. Floral/ mildew/pet pee/dead mouse whatever..

Gripeo Numero Dos:

Blogger going down at 4:30 PST for the past few days in a row. I sat down and wrote some long thought provoking posts (really they were great) and hit post. The error message flips up. Blogger Is Unavailable.... Not to mention all the lovely comments I tried to make on your blog, gone, gone, gone...

Microscopic Sperm Counter

This may be just the gift for teenage boys!

Text from the site:

A microscope the size of a credit card? Absolutely!These disposable compact microscopes allow you to magnify small amounts of material instantly, and view them through a light simply by holding it up to your eyes. Choose between 500 or 1000 times magnification!

Microscope Card suggested uses:

•Viewing sperm, making sperm counts

•Viewing/Checking blood counts

•Checking hair for dryness

• Examining microorganisms

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Where else can you find a gadget that let's you see if your partner is shooting blanks, and if either one of you have dry brittle hair? Lets hope you don't need it to find your partners penis!

BUY NOW $89.00

World's Largest Bloom Has Acne

I've never seen this woman in my life. Actually, I've never seen a plant like this in my life. If I were her I wouldn't get so close..it could suck her head right into its center. She should run..agggghh! Too late it has her foot! OMG! she's going going gone..It's mighty death grip took advantage of her smiling and posing with the pretty flower and got her. Bad plant!Bad!

BTW it's a Rafflesia arnoldii: this parasitic plant develops the world's largest bloom that can grow over three feet across. The flower is a fleshy color, with spots that make it look like a teenager's acne-ridden skin. It smells bad and has a hole in the center that holds six or seven quarts of water. The plant has no leaves, stems, or roots.

For the rest of the list I found go here. especially if phallic symbols make you giggle.