Home Sweet Home?

Two days ago I was ready to stay on the cruise ship for another month or so. A week just wasn't long enough, but now that I am home, I'm happy. So happy that I am going to share with you my secret love. Awhile back I said I don't get crushes on actors or Doctors, well I proved myself wrong. I dunno, maybe it was the handful of assorted psych drugs sprinkled with lortab and xanax, but I found myself falling in love with this guy. Hugh Laurie. Not so much Hugh Laurie, but rather his scruffy , mean spirited, sarcastic and crippled portrayal of Dr. House. It's Hugh Laurie as Doctor House that I love.

Gots To Pay The Dues.

I'm at the library with a friend this afternoon and I mentioned I've probably got some late fess I need to pay.

She was all "Yeah me too, 20 cents".

Me:"No, really I'm going to owe like 12 dollars"

Librarian: "That will be $9.60"

Me: "Okay" handing her a ten while cursing Amazon.com for not shipping the books I ordered on the 4th of January. Apparently I get to wait all month, then I can complain and file a lost item or whatever the hell it is.

Friend: "I thought you were joking about owing $12.00"

Me: "I wish"

Friend "Call me and I'll return your books for you"

Me: "If only it were that easy to remember to call you to return my books, then I should be able to remember to return them MYSELF."

Friend : "Whatever, you suck as library patron"