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Showing posts with label Mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mom. Show all posts

Monday, May 05, 2008

S-L-O-W


My turtle moves faster than trying to upload footage from the Clapton Concert Saturday night. Ok so 25 mins of one try was user error. But still.. No wonder I've have yet master editing, if I get it up on youtube, I let it ride. Why did I have to bring TWO cameras??


Oh and our a/c wasn't working when we got home it was blowing warm muggy florida air through the vents. Luckily it rained most of the night and cooled off and we turned the unit off and switched all the ceiling fans on high. The fans are no officially clean while our furniture is covered with whatever was on the blades.


I was bitching to my mom on IM and she said well there goes your govt refund and like a jackass I said cruise money is now a/c money. Yikes! The cruise this year is for her 70th birthday. She waited a minute then typed "I knew this (the cruise) would never happen".... Ouch. Honey and I talked after his nap and came up with a new game plan. So when I meet up with her today, hopefully I can convince her not to worry.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Really It's In 3 More Days


Happy un-birthday to me! Due to scheduling conflicts we had my Birthday dinner with my mom tonight. She got me my much coveted wallpaper border. I've been dying to get it for awhile and I finally got it. Very nice surprise! Honey had already painted the walls a few months ago so it's ready to be put up.



P.S. If you would like to send me presents for my Birthday, feel free!

TTQ Bumbleblog

1122 Boogie Boogie Avenue

Outta EL Gordo, FL 98765

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Is there a Doctor in the house?


I had a few series of nightmares last night , a few of them are still lingering in my head. One I had to work in this huge supermarket which was suppose to be one of those yucky yucky discount (i.e. almost expired food) stores but instead it was stocked with high end gourmet foods and I got around like I was on the roller skating tennis shoes, only there were no wheels, I just did the Tom Cruise Risky Business slide instead. My mom was the manager, but she couldn't show favoritism and she had a penchant for silk shirts Ala the 80's. My ex-boyfriend also made an appearance and discarded me like yesterday's newspaper. That wasn't so bad, I kinda had that coming for the way I ended things after 6 years, but really he deserved it. I also had a new boyfriend who worked in the store but I think he was married and again there was no fooling around at work as he was one of my superiors. Nobody else at the store liked me very much, in fact I think I remember them plotting to kick my ass and if I went to stock an aisle they were on they would all move away to continue their ambush plans. So that dream wasn't really one of the nightmares, it was just odd, I would like to shop at that store if one should ever open though.

The other dream is that I had a Doctor's visit in which he gave me three prescriptions two of which were totally unreadable and one that the diagnosis said "Fatal Morbidity". He was in a hurry to get off on vacation with his family, I was at his house in the front lawn. He also signed the prescriptions with the name of Kim something or another. Even if he were a woman, his name wouldn't be Kim, trust me on that one. He would be more of a Chis, I think. After he hands me the prescriptions the dream sorta petered out, I think I was waking up and wondering what the hell Fatal Morbidity is, if it even exists. I've been googling in it, but I'm still not sure what it means. It seems you can have a fatal disease that is listed as a type of morbidity (death) which is confusing, if you have a fatal illness, isn't it almost 99% that morbidity will follow? And if you should have non-fatal morbidity you are the 1% that doesn't die from the disease? Seems rather like a redundant term..

Anybody good at dream interpretations or medical definitions? Your guess is as good as mine so fire away anything on your mind.
Oh and the doughnut man is back (hence today's picture)...Honey is bringing me a doughnut with my coffee in the morning again. Just when I had weaned myself off the Blueberry Fritters, he brought one yesterday and today was a great Boston Creme Crumb Cake Muffin. It was awesome, it had goo inside (just one little pocket) and chocolate was drizzled over the crumb cake topping and the cake itself was sooo moist..

Monday, April 30, 2007

Do Not Teach Your Mother To Say Muffin Top


My mom who is pretty cool all in all, has been picking up bad habits of mine. Like I said "Muffin Top! Ewww!" When I saw a girl with a belly shirt and tight low rise jeans on... Mom looked at me quizzically and said "Muffin Top?" I said "Yeah it's the roll of fat that is squeezed out of the jeans and up and over the top." Oh, I see" said my mother.


And here's the kicker, Honey and I stopped by to see her yesterday and she says "You have a Muffin Top and you are getting too skinny!" Meanwhile my shorts are falling down to my hips and I have them belted so that they don't fall and my T-shirt went all the way down my belly to meet the top of the shorts. I SO DID NOT HAVE A MUFFIN TOP. Ladies that are 69 really don't need to be spouting off slang if they can't use it correctly... I don't care if she is wearing flared jeans with cute embroidery that are really cool. Obviously I forgot to mention "Muffin Top" is totally derogatory and SHOULD NEVER be used on family members.


Today I stop by again with Honey and she is going through magazines she asked if we wanted any of this month's issues of a variety of magazines. She has a subscription to "Blender Magazine", I grabbed that, I have a feeling she thought it was a cooking magazine when she signed up for it, it's actually a music magazine. Honey took the "Newsweeks". Oh and she hands me a "Healthy Living " magazines as if I don't spend an obsessive amount of times researching everything I put in my stomach..


I could go on about our antics today but this was just a brief synopsis of the appearance aspects..