Bumble Blog Bobble Head

I have a big head, I look like a Bobble Head. That's sexy huh? Let me know if you want to buy one, I have a feeling they might sell out. Everybody in my family is going to get one, they just don't know it yet. They can pop me on their dash and watch me agree with everything they say. No smart ass comments to endure. No Temper Tantrums ..well you get the point.

Complicated TTQ Rants

Do you ever get more info than you need and get annoyed? Honey's Explorer didn't want to start, so when I call him on my way out for the day to say good morning. He said, I have been waiting all morning for you to call and say you are awake. I was already in the car and halfway to my first place, and he starts telling me about his battery and what is was doing and what he had to do to get to work. I said okay, but what do you want me to do? And off he went about how bad his battery is and if we took it to this one place they will check the old one and replace it, yadda yadda. I said fine, but what do I need to do? Well we could go together and have it done then go the gym, or we could do this or we could do this, and I could do that. I said "So WHAT is it exactly that you need me to do? I've already left the house". Oh!, he says, "so I can't pick up the right debit card 'cause it's with you?" And then goes on about the battery AGAIN. Fuck.
Finally I say:
I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll turn around go back home and leave the card on your desk, if you think your car will start to take it to the auto repair place, go there after work and get what you need for the truck. Simple eh? "Oh by the way," he says "The Explorer doesn't have any gas in it. Maybe that's reason it didn't want to start". Oh for the love of... Do I need to meet you at work? No? Good. Call me if you need me. End of story. Except maybe he needed more caffine or maybe a xanax...something..anything..

20 miles to nowhere today 4 on foot 16 on bike

Saturday Scrabble

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Wearing a clothespin on my nose

Dear Abby,

I hate to bring to bring up such a delecate matter, but maybe you could give us some advice to get through this. My husband and I have 90lb Doberman and he has horrible gas today. The problem is I think my husband has been giving him table scraps OR the dog is eating his own poo. The cat and the beagle have already cleared the office, and usually all three of them lay here with me while I play on my computer. Also, my husband has taken to bellowing WHO FARTED?. The rest of us are getting tired of yelling NOT ME!. I know it's not my husband trying to blame HIS farts on the dog because he isn't even home. I made sure our doberman pooped when I took him out, yet this awful stench still lingers in varying waves of potency. These farts are going to be hell tonight when we all pile in the bed, I'm not sure if we will all make it through the night. Plaese help us. Maybe some miltary unit can donate older model gas masks to us if there is a program like that?

Tired of stinky dog farts,

TTQ