I'm a Freakin Genius!

As you can see turtles and cats get along. However, I had a great idea! Kitty isn't scared of Rommba either, so I am going to paint my turtle to look like my Roomba. Roomba lonely no more. God, I'm brilliant!

Dating In A New Era

Guy meets girl in the bar:

Guy says "Where's your place?"

Girl says "Why, you gonna come over for a visit? Don't you have your own place?"

Guy says: "Oh come on, don't be coy like that, I really want to get to know you"

Girls says: "You want my MySpace address or my Blog address"?

Guy says: "Both"

Girl says "You have to choose, it's the only way I'll give it to you"

Guy says "Then I want your Blog address"

Girl says "Good choice it's http://wwwgirlinbar.blogspot.com"

Guy says "I'll leave you a comment or two, I use the name "GuyinBar"

Girl says "Thanks for the drink"

Life

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn you tomorrow...

It Comed Off

Our little friend Amanda once said about her shoe: "It comed off!"

"What happened to your shoe?"

"It comed off!"

She's so cute. Today I'm sitting here blogging, er reading blogs and I hear a real soft "oh shit" from Honey in the bathroom. "What?" no answer from the bathroom. Whatever. The toilet is running so maybe it's not flushing right, he can deal with it. It's not like he yelled "Oh My Fucking God and Baby Jesus help us!"

Next thing I hear from Honey as he makes his way into then den," That trimmer works really well. It doesn't even plug in. " Apparently he tried to trim one long eyebrow hair and took off half of his eyebrow. Seriously. I look at him, and die laughing (hell, I'm still laughing). What happened to your eyebrow? "It comed off!" You can say that again. He looks like Inspector Brown from the game Clue?. "Quit raising that one eyebrow it makes it look funnier! I'm not raising my eyebrow! Are you sure? Cause it looks like you just walked into a room where everybody yelled "SURPRISE!" You know when you aren't happy about a surprise party so you try to figure out who to pummel first? I couldn't even look at him for three hours without laughing. I can look at him now. And I must say he's being a very good sport, he has made up about a dozen stories to tell to people if they ask..You know, I was cooking up some meth and blam! Oh I was checking my battery on my car and the acid bubbled up, I'm lucky I didn't lose and eye.

Men Are Funny When They Do Laundry Part 2

One of my lurkers (and real life friend) sent me a link on folding clothes after reading my post about Honey hanging up my bra. I think this is the one he was referring to. Even if it's not, it's pretty funny.. watch the little pet on the side. This girl is kind enough to show us how to fold a bra.

Blogger ate my insightful post

So..I'll tell you an inane fact of the day. I bought a Barbie Doll today. And I want to keep it for myself.

This is not a picture a picture of the doll, I just thought it was funny. So there you go.

How Men Screw Up Romance

The Newest Drinking Game in New Orleans

We all know that Bradd Pitt and Angelina Jolie purchased a home in New Orleans..but did you ever stop and think about what it would be like living next to the popular pair. Especially a pair consisting of a guy that all girls have a crush on and a women that men adore? I found this on MetroBlogging New Orleans.

The Newest Drinking Game in New Orleans
posted by Rayna Nielsen at 9:15 PM on March 04, 2007

Ok I know Brangelina moved in a while ago but living across the street just keeps getting better and better.

About a week ago, I am lying in bed, it's 2 am, I hear a gaggle of girls;

"You do it..." *giggles*
"No, you do it..." *giggles*

"BRAD!!" *giggles* (the patter of feet on sidewalk) "Oh, my God" *giggles*

then again at about 3:30 am;
*giggles*
"I can't believe I'm doing this" *giggles*
"BRAD!!!" *giggles* (feet hitting sidewalk as giggles fade)

Once again at about 4:45 am;

"Ready??" *giggles*
(altogether now) "1,2,3...BRAD" *giggles, giggles, giggles* (they all turn and run toward Decatur)


This has happened a few times in the past few weeks all girls until last night:

3 am
*manly chuckles*
"Angie, I Love You!!!" *chuckles*
"I can't believe you did that" *chuckles*
"Oh my God, man." *chuckles*
"Shut up, man" (chuckles fade as they head back down the sidewalk)

Dude I hate the hiccups

Girl hasn't stopped hiccupping in three weeks

Jennifer Mee, 15, hiccups something like 50 times a minute. It was kind of funny at first, but now it's become much more than an annoyance. "It's actually really stressful," she says. (Check out the audio slide show.) "Really, there's nothing much I can do except stay home."

(St. Petersburg Times)

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