Strange Hobby #278

Making up dialogue amongst ourselves.
What our animals would say if they could talk.

Zeus: Daddy that damn cat better not be on the bed.
Daddy: Dewey be nice, she loves you.
Zeus: Bullshit, I'm gonna eat her.
Babyfred: Try it, I'll smack the shit outta you. Watch me.
Babyfred swipes Doberman's nose with sharp claws.
Zeus: Daddy did you see what that bitch just did?
Daddy: Zeus, she isn't a dog so she's not a bitch.
Zeus: Whatever Daddy.