Saturday, November 22, 2008

See Ya Later Bye Bye

Tomorrow we leave on our cruise to the Bahamas and Virgin Islands. I may or may not have internet , last year the ship was unable to support Vista. My sister is has her laptop so I should be able to jump onto there. So looking forward to this trip and we are arriving in style, a stretch Cadillac Escalade Limo. It seats 20, we only have 11 and a shit load of luggage. I'm exhausted from all the family coming in last night and today. Must get sleep.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Banish Boredom In the Bathroom

I can get rid of the stacks of Honey's sports papers and my magazines? Replace them with one book? Too good to be true.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


Being at home day after day fucks with your head. I ventured out yesterday and am paying the price for it today, I guess that's what happens when they pull all your insides out through your va-jay-jay and stick crap in your in belly button to slice and dice. The good news, no big ugly scars. If this doesn't work out like we planned, I am going to be so pissed at having a hysterectomy at 34.

My big Sister ordered a talking stuffed animal over the internet where she got to record in her own voice her message. I love that thing, it's so soft , just the right size and you can squeeze it hard and smile when it still is chipper.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Cereal Swap

I switched to Captin Crunch with berries, wonder what color it putrifies into. It's got to be better than the Fruit Loops.

Sunday, November 09, 2008


1) If you eat nothing but fruit loops and bagels for a week (maybe more) your poo WILL turn NEON green.

2) If you throw up during this time, you will spew this neon Nickelodeon goo as well.

3) If everybody in the house gets insomnia it will feed off the other's energy. NOBODY WILL SLEEP.

4) It's been 3 weeks since my surgery, I'm not cleared for driving, sex, baths, vacumming. Recovery time is 4-6 weeks. I'm still bleeding somewhat and I'm still in pain. Next appt is the 19th. I'm hoping to get an ok to swim since we will be on a cruise in two weeks.

5) Going with Honey to the Pharmacy is a big deal, they have other crap you can buy while waiting. Going to the grocery store is not fun with Honey, he keeps checking to make sure I don't walk into a display of creamed corn or knock over the watermelons. I may be a tad stoned but I walk slowly and carefully, just like on cops.

6) I think my Big Sister has turned into a Secret Service Agent. Seriously. I'm going to have Honey kidnap her on the cruise and we can interrogate her in our cabin. That will be fun.

7) My 18 year old neice added me as a friend on facebook. Her boyfriend is hot. I'm not even going to spill what I've learned so far. Which is nothing more than what any 18 year old does.

8) If you build it they WILL come.

9) Why we bother to have a home phone anymore is beyond me. We actually pay the phone company just so telemarketers, political parties and phone charities can call US!

10) I have to go lay down again, I'm going to spew neon green again if I don't.

Thursday, November 06, 2008