Monday, March 31, 2008

From Peep Show Producer to Pet Pimper (Part One)

I blinged my pets. I brought home this pink love collar and added a huge rhinestone studded bow dog tag charm. This one is for my Doberman (male) named Zeus. He totally rocks the pink and even Honey said it's not so bad. Which is good that he learned to like . I wasn't giving in. I swore I would wear it if he made me take it off Zeus. I would take his picture but he retired to the bedorom to watch Cops and lay on the bed before it gets all crowded.
Fletch sports a gold collar with BIG rhinestones.Oh and his charm is a bone pave'd crystal of course. I would take his picture but he is wearing his cone head collar and we are calling him Scoop.
Fred didn't get her Easter Finery picture, since Easter was early this year...BUT she did get a new coat. I would take her picture but she is sleeping and I don't feel like getting stitches. It is the mac daddy of coats. You feeling me? I'm talking total Shaft from back in da' day

If My Turtle Goes Missing..

This flyer would be perfect if I lost my turtle, which I haven't, he's in his tank and he's alive..Or she. It could be a she. My sister would know if it were a she-turtle or he-turtle. She's very scientifically biology givenly gifted. I'm just sayin'

Put Your Lights On

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Still Homebound

Whatever is living in my chest refuses to break up the party and move the hell out. It's new name is Bronchitis and Reactive Airway Disease, which is kinda odd since RAD is caused by irritants and pollutants in the air and I recently purchased an air purifier. Monday I go to a Pulmonary Doctor. Hopefully we can get this cleared up, I'm sure my husband finds it ultra sexy when I start the never ending cough that sounds like I'm drowning or choking. I usually leave the room, cause if that was him I'd run too. So much for vaccines huh? Oh and Muccinex? Didn't do a damn thing.

Mostly I just want out of the house. Seriously. One of the drugs they added compounds the drowsiness of another drug that I take all the time, so my keys are pretty much off limits. Maybe I can persuade Honey to take me to Target. He always steers the buggy and keeps my purse while I run throughout the store like a kid in a candy store. That seems like a safe and reasonable request.

At least TV shows are starting to become new again. Sorry Kim.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Have Your People Call My People

310 miles apart, What's at road marker 150?

Monday, March 24, 2008

I'm Feelin Ya

I ain't writing much on here, but as most of you know..I've been leaving long ass comments on your blogs. Why? Because I'm sick again and they added FOUR more prescriptions. Honey was about to pull the I'll call your Mom card if you don't go today and to the other two appts I've made for you.. Bastard. Apparently I'm not pulling the "I'm fine" thing off very well. So while I can't think of any specific topic "Look! Oh pretty that sparkles!" on my own, your comment sections will be over run by loopy ass writing. Apparently, I should be better in 5-7 days. feel free to ban me.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Danger! Run! Danger!

So we are both sick. It started out with an itchy throat last week with honey, and I got a chance to take care of him for once. But then I had to go and come down with some kinda respiratory thing and he is back to work and taking care of me. I'm not sure what day it is, just that I can blow snot bubbles from my left nostril. That takes some real talent, and hmm well yeah free time. So we have all these safe sugar free, alcohol free syrups, and thera-flu, and alkaseltzer cold. Honey actually went to his Doc, mine is in Orlando and I'm not wasting a whole day of feeling like crap when I could be in bed feeling like crap. On top of that the antibiotics don't seem to be working and it's that good shit too, the kind like if you have malaria or gangrene. So I'm glad I'm just riding it out.I was spraying lysol all over the bedroom, I hope it's not toxic.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Hey! No fighting!

Ta-da! Lap dances for everyone! Yay! Who doesn't like a lap dance? There's a little sumpton sumpton for everbody, well unless you are into farm animals..sorry you are on your own for that!

Friday, March 14, 2008


It's the weekend and you know what that means . It's time to GET SILLY!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Two Things I Didn't Do

I can't take credit for this peep show. Whoever did it really out did me. Now I have another goal to beat this person. It's a tough act to follow, I'm going to have to get serious.

Now you are probably wondering why there is a picture of the Eiffel Tower in the same post as my peep show series. Andie just got back from Paris and unlike when I was there in December, she actually wrote about it. I didn't say much about it. Mostly because I loved it so much, that if I shared it too many times it might get boring to me. I do that with special thoughts, I harbor them deep in my head and in my heart so they don't lose any of the "magic spell" it has on me. Silly, I know. I guess I'm kinda secretive that way. So shhh don't tell anybody.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Wa Jus Happen to Meh?

Uh-Oh somebody got out her box of crayolas and went to town... I should have been taking photos from start to finish but I didn't. This is where I'm at now..note the skeptical crinkled forehead and tired eyes. I haven't seen my mom in days, wonder why huh?
Even in black and white you can see that it is was one color. Brown.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

And Was A Good Weekend

Hope you have found that somebody

Watching the credits roll, roll, roll right by me...

Friday, March 07, 2008

Root Canal Part Duex

I had to go back today from my root canal last week, I had no idea that they were doing a second root canal on the same tooth. I thought they were just going to make sure it was okay for the crown to be made. I was wrong.

However, it's amazing the things you hear them talk about while you are just sitting there. I almost shot a whole set of tools out of my mouth when they were talking about baseball, who they have seen, have they ever met one? Ever touched one? I'm dying because Honey was a baseball player, so I wanted to announce triumphantly "I fuck one!" But alas the subject was switched befofe I could say anything. Apparently this Endodontist is now single and was musing why it was so hard to meet and form relationships, why didn't anyone tell him that? To which the lovely assisant cherrfully chirriped "No one ever said it would be easy!"

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Wednesday, March 05, 2008


The seeds have been planted towards spring time flowers, tra la!