Friday, August 31, 2007
"Holy Crap! What was that?!"
Don't tell anyone, but Bigfoot lives here. Honey as I call him, wears a size 14 1/2 shoe (ladies-control yourselves). It took me 6 months to find sandals that he both liked and that fit. Today's mission, flippers for our vacation. Not having alot of luck, the only ones in that size were some kind of mutant short floating flippers. Even searching online was tedious. Oh and the guy in the dive shop said Honey really needs to come in even for the mask..because if he has feet like that he probably has a huge melon. And he does, hats sit on the tip of his head, which is okay cause I really don't want him runninng around like Panama Jack. Baseball caps do fit and that should be it for him in the hat department, He doesn't need a hat large enough to shade both of our beach chairs.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Sunday, August 26, 2007
How would you describe your self? And if you know how how other people describe you, do you agree?
Friday, August 24, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
I have a big head, I look like a Bobble Head. That's sexy huh? Let me know if you want to buy one, I have a feeling they might sell out. Everybody in my family is going to get one, they just don't know it yet. They can pop me on their dash and watch me agree with everything they say. No smart ass comments to endure. No Temper Tantrums ..well you get the point.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
As you can see turtles and cats get along. However, I had a great idea! Kitty isn't scared of Rommba either, so I am going to paint my turtle to look like my Roomba. Roomba lonely no more. God, I'm brilliant!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Today is Monday and on Monday's I usually spend the day worrying about what I ate over the weekend and being perturbed by the three pound swing. Today my weight was good, which is good because I was good. So my attention is turned to other things, like grocery shopping and chores. I'm still trying to get this "homemaker" thing worked out. Shouldn't I of all people have a spotless house? I don't work, I don't have kids, it should be easy! Given the size of the house versus the number of rooms we actually use, it should be even easier. But alas, I live with a messy man, oblivious to chaos and three very furry animals who shed. We have dust bunnies, lizard skeletons, and pet hair clumps that roll like tumbleweeds. Today as I was sweeping (eek!) the weekend's hair balls into a corner to be swept into the dustpan, I had to sweep around the Roomba. Roomba was covered in hair. Almost in hiding, poor Roomba has been ignored by me as I combat the hair with: A) the broom daily B) The regular vacuum and C) The industrial sized Shop-Vac. I really need an army of Roomba's to be effective. I could set them all up at once and let them run till the batteries go dead. Granted, I would still have to do this daily. Until then welcome to my fuzzy wuzzy world, feel free to take a pet tumbleweed home with you on your way out.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the
beer and liquor section.One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said,"The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Me: No and that seems to be the problem.
Mom: DID YOU QUIT TAKE YOUR MEDICINE????
Me: I was bored
Me: Things should be getting pretty exciting in a week or so.
Mom: I worry about you
Me: Don't we all sister? Don't we all...
Mom: Are you feeling ok?
Me: Here I am!
Mom: In all you glory
Me: I was just kidding about not taking my meds, just rattling your cage.
If my mom were Catholic this might be her (not about me going on a cruise but about stopping my meds), but my mom doesn't curse.
Monday, August 13, 2007
In less than one month, this will be me swimming with the stingrays in Grand Caymen. You can feed them, pet them and rub their bellys. Apparently they are like puppies. Can you believe the color of the water of the ocean? I wouldn't believe it except that this is not my first trip there and it was great! Last time though we didn't swim with the Stingrays. It's weird everybody seems concerned about swimming with the Stingrays because of Steve Irwin, but I figure you only live once. After all Dobermans get a bad rap and my Dobie is sweeter than cotton candy. Plus I have a sneaking inkling that they are Skates not Stingrays..I'm off to google that..
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
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That's right 105.8 in my backyard. I'm going to go crack some eggs and put a few pieces of bacon on the patio stones.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Saturday, August 04, 2007
To attracted him today,
Don't show off your bra and shorts as a show girl..
Real Underwear Miniature Cell Phone Straps
can support you taking his attention to you...
a Conpound Word booming from JAPAN to the World lately.
Erotic but still KAWAII, these two words are all girls and gals want but it's impossible to make both in your beaty normally. EROKAWA fashion and Erokawa Style are quite innovative and greedy but wise ways now Japanese girls and celebs are willingly take!
Oh and Fuck the iphone, I want the new Vertu Phone, as always the Vertu phones are made with real diamonds, gemstones and precious metals..
What has Mena Suvari done? Looking more like American Psycho than American Beauty. She has shorn her lovely gold locks and looks like she and Britney Spears should form a cult. Or join the army or go play Gi Jane.. Didn't she take note of Britney wearing WIGS???
I've never been a X-Files fan, but I like David Duchovny well enough to give this preview a try. It's twisted enough that I would watch it again. And we all know my attention span is sometimes short. He plays Hank Moody in the new series along with NATASCHA McELHONE , MADELEINE MARTIN, MADELINE ZIMA and EVAN HANDLER
Famed novelist & NYC transplant Hank relocates to LA after his acclaimed
book is optioned, but it later becomes a crappy romantic comedy, which sparks a
horrible case of writer's block. He's struggling to get his career back on track
with the help of his agent/best friend, raise his pre-teen daughter, all while
pining for his ex-girlfriend, who is now engaged to another man. It may sound
desperate, but he enjoys life and owns all his various vices - drink, drugs and
women - with a refreshing sense of honesty and unapologetic candor. He's holding
it together while falling apart, and he doesn't mind it one bit.
Friday, August 03, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only).
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."