I don't think David Hasselhoff not only likes a greasy burger, but he doesn't mind them off the floor. How the hell does he keep in shape with all the booze and burgers? Seriously. I want to know. I feel bad for the 16 year old daughter and nice try of an intervention, but telling him he can't have any more booze or he will be fired tomorrow, isn't going to keep him sober. Party On David! You will have plenty of time to do it after you are fired and your kids won't speak to you anymore.